Weirdly, it turns out it's never two madly-in-love people who love sex and decide to do it in front of camera. So right now, we have some of the best porn secrets on Reddit, where porn actors and editors have been spilling the beans on what goes on behind the scenes.
Including me, as much as I sort of hate it. But no one ever listens to me, and apparently, everyone is really interested in how porn is made. If laws are like sausages because you don't want to see how they're made, we should probably also say (yell) 'AND PORN! YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PORN! DON'T DO IT! JUST LET IT BE!'.